- What are you doing?
- Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
- This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
- He's the only guy who hasn't.
Brian & Justin . QAF
"I'm not a dealer. I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."
-Nancy Botwin - Weeds
- See ya.
- Back here. Or in heaven.
- You really think we're going to get into heaven?
- Aw, you and me together. God doesn't have the balls to keep us out.
Keller & Beecher - Oz .
- Right now Vic Mackey may look like a mighty big catch to you. Do the smart thing, son. Cut bait.
- It doesn't bother you, the things he does?
- I don't judge other cops.
- Mackey's not a cop. He's Al Capone with a badge.
- Al Capone made money by giving the people what they wanted. What people want these days is to make it to their cars without getting mugged. Come home from work and see their stereo is still there. Hear about some murder in the barrio, find out the next day the police caught the guy. If having all those things means some cop roughed up some spic or some nigger in the ghetto... well, as far as most people are concerned it's don't ask, don't tell.
Claudette & Aceveda - The Shield .